oh and the guy gay (he’s white) picked the accompanying track. anyway, see the wild video here! or just look down.
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Bali, Don’t Hate (part 1): Highlights of Karangasem, Seminyak and Ubud in this clip
See: Amankila resort, a celebration in a village, dead pigs, cockfighting pink rooster, anantara resort, gay french people eating, drag show, weird dance thing, Amandari in ubud, suckling pig, monkey sanctuary and some gay guy be all retar day.
If You’re Still Stealing Hotel Towels, You’re Going to Be Busted By The Towel Gods
We have an awesome collection of towels stolen from fancy hotels around the world. We also have other stolen goods from hotel rooms, like alarm clocks and umbrellas and maids. Joking about the umbrellas. Anyway, we’re going to have to give up our kleptomaniac ways soon: some fun-spoiling company in Miami created a washable chip you stick in towels, bathrobes and bed sheets so you can track them when they get ganked. Boo. And you’ll be surprised at how often towels are stolen. Damn. Read on this NYT post by our girl Sara.
You Can Get Still Get Skin Disorders By Swimming At the Beaches of Bali
Yeah, we were warned about the beaches in Bali and how they were not a thing. Anyway, they were awfully trashy when we visited—literally. Why? Locals throw trash in the rivers, which bleeds into the ocean, which gets spit back on shore, specifically the party beach, Kuta. Gross. The beaches are a landfill basically. Anyway, Time magazine addressed this issue last weekend. Finally. Werk, Time, werk. If anyone can save Bali, it’s you! And maybe Al Gore.
Discovery of Gay Cavemen Is Hoax-Ish. Eh, More Bad Journalism Than Anything
Remember all that jazz about the discovery of gay cavemen last week? Talk about sensationalization. Anyway, it’s kind of like when that reporter was all like, “OMG, we’re all different zodiac signs!” Dumbass.
Singapore Dispatch: See Singapore in Less Than Two Minutes in This Clip
See everything you ever needed to see in Singapore in just two minutes including: my incredibly old-world, swanky suite at Raffles hotel, Hainese chicken rice, me making a truly unbeatable Singapore Sling at Long Bar at Raffles hotel (where the cocktail was created), Marina Bay Sands, drunk at Mario Batali’s resto and a bunch of kids getting executed for smuggling in drugs! Not really but they were chewing gum (finger wag). Speaking of finger wag… Shakira made her way into the film!
