If You’re Still Stealing Hotel Towels, You’re Going to Be Busted By The Towel Gods

We have an awesome collection of towels stolen from fancy hotels around the world. We also have other stolen goods from hotel rooms, like alarm clocks and umbrellas and maids. Joking about the umbrellas. Anyway, we’re going to have to give up our kleptomaniac ways soon: some fun-spoiling company in Miami created a washable chip you stick in towels, bathrobes and bed sheets so you can track them when they get ganked. Boo. And you’ll be surprised at how often towels are stolen. Damn. Read on this NYT post by our girl Sara.