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		<title>See a gay guy and his butch friend go whitewater rafting in ubud, bali</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh and the guy gay (he&#8217;s white) picked the accompanying track. anyway, see the wild video here! or just look down.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=227&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bali, Don&#8217;t Hate (part 1): Highlights of Karangasem, Seminyak and Ubud in this clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 13:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See: Amankila resort, a celebration in a village, dead pigs, cockfighting pink rooster, anantara resort, gay french people eating, drag show, weird dance thing, Amandari in ubud, suckling pig, monkey sanctuary and some gay guy be all retar day.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=213&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>If You&#8217;re Still Stealing Hotel Towels, You&#8217;re Going to Be Busted By The Towel Gods</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 08:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have an awesome collection of towels stolen from fancy hotels around the world. We also have other stolen goods from hotel rooms, like alarm clocks and umbrellas and maids. Joking about the umbrellas. Anyway, we&#8217;re going to have to give up our kleptomaniac ways soon: some fun-spoiling company in Miami created a washable chip [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=209&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Can Get Still Get Skin Disorders By Swimming At the Beaches of Bali</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 13:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, we were warned about the beaches in Bali and how they were not a thing. Anyway, they were awfully trashy when we visited—literally. Why? Locals throw trash in the rivers, which bleeds into the ocean, which gets spit back on shore, specifically the party beach, Kuta. Gross. The beaches are a landfill basically. Anyway, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=201&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Discovery of Gay Cavemen Is Hoax-Ish. Eh, More Bad Journalism Than Anything</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 16:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember all that jazz about the discovery of gay cavemen last week? Talk about sensationalization. Anyway, it&#8217;s kind of like when that reporter was all like, &#8220;OMG, we&#8217;re all different zodiac signs!&#8221; Dumbass.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=197&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Singapore Dispatch: See Singapore in Less Than Two Minutes in This Clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 13:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See everything you ever needed to see in Singapore in just two minutes including: my incredibly old-world, swanky suite at Raffles hotel, Hainese chicken rice, me making a truly unbeatable Singapore Sling at Long Bar at Raffles hotel (where the cocktail was created), Marina Bay Sands, drunk at Mario Batali&#8217;s resto and a bunch of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=186&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Singapore Dispatch: Is Singapore the &#8220;Whitest&#8221; Country in Asia?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 07:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re looking for a true Asian adventure in Asia with, like, Asian people, you might want to think twice about Singapore. By all means, go visit the hell out of it, but don&#8217;t expect culture shock. The national language is English and one million out of the five million residents are ex-pats. Sure, Singapore [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=182&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Singapore Dispatch: View from World&#8217;s Highest Pool in This Short Clip</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 12:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We would have found a way to sneak into the world&#8217;s highest pool (700 feet!) if our friend Melinda wasn&#8217;t already staying at Marina Bay Sands (visitors have to thrown down 20 bucks to get up there while hotel guests go for free). Three pools link up to basically form a 500-meter swimming pool with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=177&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Clip of the Day: See Macau in Less Than Two Minutes!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 13:33:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s literally the clip of the day because we are not putting any others up. Anyway, here&#8217;s a quickie for the A.D.D-minded: see the best of Macau in less than two minutes! You don&#8217;t even have to go (though we encourage it) as we bring the destination to you! And almost a full minute is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=171&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Macau Dispatch: See FLO-RIDA perform live at Cubic Club Opening Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 06:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimmy jam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somehow we ended up at the opening of Cubic Club at City of Dreams in Macau. Not because we heard Flo-Rida was performing but because we like to rub against scenesters. It&#8217;s so awesome. And because we&#8217;ll go to the opening of an envelope, Flor-Rida just happened to be a bonus in addition to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=whycantyoubemoreamerican.com&amp;blog=21463123&amp;post=164&amp;subd=whycantyoubemoreamerican&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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